These kinds of posts are constantly popping up on Facebook. They’re getting stupider and stupider. Also, breathing sucks. LOL!
1. Not Being Able To Breathe Underwater
Glub Glub. Damn breathing sucks. LOL. Amirite?! I wish I had gills.
2. When Something Stinky is in Proximity
Whoa, look at this long stretch of land surrounded by industries burning shit. I wish I didn’t have to breathe. Amirite?
WHAT?! I can’t swallow and breathe at the same time? Breathing sucks!
I didn’t believe number 3. Now I’m choking. God, can breathing get any worse?!
Like, if I didn’t have to breathe, I wouldn’t cough. I’m science.
Speaking of coughing, also try sneezing. Damn, breathing causes this shit.
7. Getting Stuffed Up
Since we’re on the topic, let’s just say that all sickness is caused by breathing. Because science.
8. When Something Smells So Strong You Can Taste It (And It Doesn’t Taste Good)
You breathe it in through your nose or mouth and then you taste it. If we didn’t breathe, this shit wouldn’t happen.
9. When it Gets so Cold That Inhaling Kind of Hurts
Like, damn, now even the weather is against breathing. Mother Nature hates humans breathing.
10. When Someone Has Bad Breath and, like, Breathes on You
Like, jeez, if we didn’t have to breathe, this would never be an issue.
11. When You’re Trying to Talk a Lot but then You Have to Take a Breath
Like, thanks a lot breathing, now I’ve lost my concentration and focus.
13. When You Run a Far Distance and Have to Stop to Catch Your Breath
Now those freakin’ cops will catch up to me all because of something dumb like running out of breath. If I didn’t have to breathe, I could run forever!
14. Having to Listen to People Breathing Heavily in a Public Restroom
Like, I don’t even want to know what you’re doing in there if it makes you breathe so loudly.
15. Just Breathing in General
It’s gross and unnatural…like blinking. Hey, that gives me an idea for another post…
So that’s my list. I say we should all band together and boycott breathing!